Sunday, May 10th, 2009
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5:07 pm - What a cunt.
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What a cunt Glenn Ridley is. Some people never change, he's still a fucking nasty peace of shit with no social skills. I would love to break his face. CUNT.
current mood: angry
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Monday, January 1st, 2007
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3:00 pm - 2007
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Happy New Year and all that! Was one to remember like, for all the wrong reasons. Self inflicted though as usual.
I'm not going to make any resolutions for this year. Because I always fucking break them, biggest pile of shite ever.
I'm leaving my dad's business at the end of the month so I really need another job in place otherwise I'm fucked. I have been applying though, to various places so we will see what happens. I might have to resort to working in a bar or something if I can't get anything.
Anyway didn't come on here to write a big essay. Just to say that apparently Blur are getting back together for 2007. Sweet. I saw an article in the Sun newspaper, so its probably bollocks but nevermind.
current mood: sad
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Saturday, December 16th, 2006
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12:58 am - Ahhh Tom
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This was from holiday, for those of you that know Tom then you will know that this is quite normal :P
LINK!
current mood: amused
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Friday, July 14th, 2006
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3:46 pm - You dropped a bomb on me... baby!
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You dropped a bomb on me... baby! You dropped a bomb on me! Aye aye ah ahyeeee.
current mood: hot current music: The Gap Band - You Dropped a Bomb on Me
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Saturday, June 24th, 2006
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8:34 pm - Holiday
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Peacocks birthday bash was good last night, got some photos to put up. Still got your card les. I'm off to Turkey on Monday with Tom for 2 weeks which will be a laugh... I hope. I should come back black as the ace of spades though which will be well needed I think. Shame Fish boy and The Sexminer couldn't come.
Anyway seeya in 2 weeks if I survive.
Byeeeeeeeeeeee.
current mood: excited current music: The Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)
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Thursday, June 15th, 2006
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10:22 pm - Milk Tray ad
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I just typed in 'Milk Tray ad' on the You tube website and got this... it's Thomas's brother... WTF?!
current mood: amused
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Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
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1:19 pm - Watch out kids here I come!
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Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
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6:53 pm - Oi io
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I'm bored. Might play on Desert Strike :O
Whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster?!
Errr no sons.
current mood: full current music: The Automatic - Monster
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3:44 pm - Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Sunday, May 7th, 2006
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9:08 pm - Moving
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Well we finally moved in, well dunno why I say finally - moved in last week. Just took abit of time sorting everything out. Haven't had a house warming yet, probably won't have one until another 3 weeks at the earliest. Anyway gotta have one last party at Gairs Grans house coz she's selling it in a couple of weeks. Devvo has a myspace :¬O
current mood: blah current music: Blur - Song 2
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Friday, April 28th, 2006
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8:15 am - Lemons
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Monday, April 17th, 2006
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5:32 pm - Happy Easter and all
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Friday, April 14th, 2006
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2:05 pm - Remix
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1:41 pm - Son of a bee sting
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My dad is the biggest walking vagina alive at the moment.
And I'm moving out 2 weeks today, grrr.
current mood: pissed off
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Wednesday, April 12th, 2006
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7:37 pm - Rwob!
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Anyway despite being fucking knackered and I'm sure half pissed on Monday morning, I passed my energy efficiency exam woo.
I'm moving out next Friday!
Interview tomorrow for British sex miners, pub mee thinks.
current mood: blah
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Saturday, April 8th, 2006
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5:37 pm - Alex James (Blur)
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Wednesday, April 5th, 2006
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10:05 pm - Well hello!
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I'm meant to be doing some revision for Monday. Cock sticks. Should be moved out this time 2 weeks max. Ian humped a tree. Shit wrong journal.
current mood: blah current music: Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
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Friday, March 31st, 2006
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12:50 am - Someone set us up the bomb!
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Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
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12:03 am - Noooo
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Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
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11:57 pm - http://community.livejournal.com/ian_likes_sex/
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Sunday, March 19th, 2006
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5:33 pm - 999!
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Pub, Tynemouth, 7PM. Ignore my ramblings from last night. Was quite foooobarrrd.
current mood: blah
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1:42 am - sex for you! (hahah i've got your attention now read)
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God I'm officially fucked, I'm quite pissed and I didn't even see Jem, Stacey Kinnon and those people. Instead I ended up going to town with Richard coz it was his birthday too. The drug lord that he is, argh bless his cotton drug lord head, or socks - which are also covered in drug stains. My virus scan thig has expired so I'm not protected by Mister Mcafee anymore, the heartless bastard that he once was. Boxit is a girl. ha. not really just checking if your readin this. unless you do a search for the word'boxit' in everyones entry . which i doubt you do. arentmyou obseesed with cuba? which is called Krash now, which you know. dont you live with jesus savews#? urm i'm tired drunk and 21 in 2006. which means i was born in 1985. errrrrr im listening to pulp. town was good actually. went to head of steam and digital, i saw camilla. the git. i think next time i go i willl go to bulletproof at the carling academy. yey! arhh well i will leave you which love and thoughts. night night (im still up)
edit(kinnon loves his edit) he lives in house a very big house in the countyry ??? in the county nooo in the country woooooooooo whaahahahh
lives in house ui tells ya
ohh arh cantanar fuck
blow me out i am so sad and i dont know why
oahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
he lives in house in the country hetales a manner of pills arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lives in the house needs a lot rest in south africa oahhh kaallalalalalalala beeien i wanna beee a wasp in th cuntry weeeeewahhhhhhhlalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallaalalaaallalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalaqlaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this was quite an edit
thank you, thank you very much.
another edit @ 1:52
I spent too much tonight, alot more hopeless debt. Yes not good, or should that be no not good. urmmm.
hell yeah, I need to buy a loaf of bread in spain then sell it on ebay for 12p
if i ha 12mp i could buy a misx up from when i was 7 and be happy wit that , which in turn makes little sense to the avid reader in SPAIN,. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOXIT HAS JUST REPLIED TO MY ENTRY.!!!!1111ONEONEONEONEONEONE THAT MUST MEAN HE READS MY JOURNAL THE JESUS LOVER THAT HE IS! ARGHHHH WHY THE FUCK IS THIS IN CAPS LOCKS............. STOP!!1 thats better for the average sexual. Be badk in a jiffy to wrote more secyal stuf.
another edit at 1:59 -- or kinnon wil be getting jealous of my edits
I fear I sound like a knoblet on here write now. I'm sorry dont mean to sound like a knobba im just tiread bored and aboce all drunklons 5000 oh yues but lets not make light of the facyt that i am drunk, instead lets clelbrate deirnk in the form that it is and rejoivxce that one it was jesus that hasfd the winbe at the lasyt super and said yeye, i love the judas babstard even though hes an eveil piece of bacon in the century before 17th.
yes i do sound like a four letter word beginning with c and ending with t.
LES!
edit this bastard again
I do believe that this is my longest entry ever, how sad is that??? or is it sad, i do like butter on bagels, i might make some now and eat . i will make another entry when i have eaten i think. thats the most sensible thing to do./ if you have read this far your a sad cunt with little time for lifew its self as i do have once need to say. BRB u increaible nice puff bitch which wass once me in a 14 century dray queen,
current mood: 9 corona!!!!! current music: Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time
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Saturday, March 18th, 2006
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7:04 pm - "The sun sets at noon!" - wtf?
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Went to Town last night and had 2 pints of Skittles, a Guinness and many Coors, fooking hell. That green stuff gives me really weird dreams. Urm. Yes. Goodbye.
current mood: thirsty current music: Blur - There's No Other Way
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1:12 am - Lets make an update
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Well I saw a flat today in North Shields. Was pretty sexy for the price must say. So looks like we are going to go forward with that one. Will be good to have a place without parents. Oh yes. Parties to come I think! Drunk. Kinnon sent me a message saying "you fucking cunt!" I dunno what that was in connection with. Ummm. Blah. Lets listen to this song agin Lesley.
Getting the Taxi back was funny. Haha.
Night night.
current mood: drunk current music: Mark Ronson - Just (Feat. Alex Greenwald)
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Friday, March 17th, 2006
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1:12 pm - !
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current mood: amused current music: Mark Ronson - Just (Feat. Alex Greenwald)
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Thursday, March 16th, 2006
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12:04 am - Life
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God Glenn's a dickless wonder. Anyway my mother is on top form as usual, very annoying. I'm looking for a place, got 4 flats to go and see on Friday, so hopefully there decent enough to move into. I'm getting a pay rise next week too so that's pretty sexual. I've also got an interview with British Gas at the Menzies next month. I'm not going get my hopes up to much though, I'll just wait and see. They might be too faeces to work for anyway (so I hear). My dad won't like that hehe. He talks about them as there the anti christ or something. Mental. I wanna go and see Graham Coxon next Monday to, but I'm unsure about the money situation. I know I'm getting a pay rise and everything but I've gotta save as much as I can for moving out. I went to the most dirty house ever today, was even worse than Ian's bedroom ;) Nah but seriously though it was unreal, there was fly's everywhere and the the kitchen sink.....Jesus.
Anyway till next time night night.
current mood: tired current music: Mark Ronson - Just (Feat. Alex Greenwald)
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Sunday, March 5th, 2006
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10:33 pm - Ave errr wiv ya peas n aammm
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Saturday, March 4th, 2006
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2:49 pm - Hello you sexy bitches!
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There was bit of a brawl in the Turks head last night, some random dude trying to get passed some charva's was kicked to the ground, needless to say the police were called and they ran off.
I think all pubs should have taser guns, that would be class.
So in respect I have found ( this. )
current mood: blah current music: The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up
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Sunday, February 19th, 2006
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4:20 pm - Haha
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3:42 pm - Newcastle Uni
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Who wants to come and see Graham Coxon on the 20th March?
current mood: cold current music: Tenacious D - City Hall
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Saturday, February 11th, 2006
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12:27 pm - Party
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Went to Pete's party last night, was alright actually, not too bad. We ended up leaving at 4:30 and I've had absolutely zero sleep and I'm not really tired. There's another party on at someone else's house tonight so I might go to that if I'm still awake.
Is anyone up for one at the Turks later? about 7ish?
I love this new Livejournal Client that I nabbed from Boxit's website, very sexy.
Smell ya laters
current mood: awake
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Friday, February 10th, 2006
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9:28 am - Uh?!
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Party tonight at Pete's, come along and you'll get a free goody bag.
Bab bye!
current mood: awake... just
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Monday, January 30th, 2006
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9:07 am - Birthday.
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It's my 21st Birthday today, so happy birthday to me. Probably just go for a few drinks somewhere, nothing too exciting.
Manchester was good fun.
Tata.
current mood: tired
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Saturday, January 21st, 2006
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1:00 am - dAVE rEED
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Friday, January 20th, 2006
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8:19 pm - Les
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Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
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8:15 pm - My eyes burn
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d.a.y.f.r.o.m.h.e.l.l. Dunno why I felt the need to write it like that though.
Got a back log of work to catch up on. Bitch.
current mood: stressed
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Sunday, January 15th, 2006
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3:10 am
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3:09 am
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3:06 am
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if younunderstand wahta i am talijgn about then u will understnd
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1:31 am
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Monday, January 9th, 2006
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2:04 am - Hello
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| How to make a fuck off and die! |
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
1 part crazyiness
5 parts empathy |
Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little fitness if desired! |
current mood: tired
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Friday, December 30th, 2005
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12:22 am - WTF?
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Thursday, December 29th, 2005
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3:48 pm - Shot me quick
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Grrr get me out, get me fucking out!
current mood: pissed off
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9:33 am - Skid pan
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Last night was a nightmare for driving, everywhere I went people were reduced to going 5 miles per hour. That’s because the council cunts didn't grit the roads for fucking ages. Everytime I stopped I kept sliding next to the kerb, nightmare. It was -5 this morning, I mean Christ on a bike it was cold. I had loads of fun last night however, doing handbrake turns at the car park next to the Briardene. Purely sexual.
current mood: cold
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Sunday, December 25th, 2005
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2:44 pm - Remember 2 clicks in and 4 out
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Merry Christmas people!
Went out last night, mainly Tynemouth and got a load of free mints and perfume from the dispenser in the toilets, woo. I think that was possibly the highlight of the year for me.
I got some cool presents this year, Caroline got me a cool new watch.
Byee!!
current mood: thankful
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Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
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6:02 pm - Well hello there
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Ummm I'm sure I had something informative to say... oh well, not much been happening just working my ass off. My 'man' flu has gone, woo. Went to the Blue lounge (new bar in Tynemouth) on saturday, it's a classy bar like, well until they let the Charva's in and then it will be like Sammy Jacks. But until that moment lets enjoy it. Still got to do xmas shopping, bugger I'll start sometime this week if I can be bothered. Anyway bab byeeee.
current mood: blah current music: Arctic Monkeys - Scummy
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Sunday, December 4th, 2005
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10:58 am - Man flu - a bit like bird flu
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Oh yes it's official I have man flu. Well according to Caroline anyway. Its not the common cold!!! it's flu. Git headed gimp :P
current mood: groggy
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Friday, December 2nd, 2005
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8:59 am - Na na na na na!
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Argh I've got the most annoying cough/cold thing. Feel like a dead person, and I have to go to work.
current mood: groggy
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Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
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7:00 pm - Lottery gits
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I hate knobs that play the Lottery, win it and say money doesn't bring you happiness. I mean WHAT THE FUCK?! Are they on crack? If they know it's not gonna bring them happiness then why play the fucker? It would make more sense if they gave the money to me instead :P I'd be happy and it sure would bring me happiness. I could do all the stuff that I've wanted to do in the space of a month and still have a fortune left over.. and no, I wouldn't be bored after I had done everything I wanted. Anyway thats my little rant over.
I really wanted to go the gym tonight but no one is coming yet again, argh annoying. Nevermind sons.
current mood: hungry current music: Franz Ferdinand - Walk away
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